Funny sms

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!

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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay
Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!!

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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay
:)

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close ur eyes...
think abt ur selfur face,
ur style,ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute



watching ahorror movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jangal Mein Mangal
Teray Hi Dum Se Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai

Wah Re Monkey Tujhe Aj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai

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god appun se poccha kidher jayega heaven k hell
appun ko malom tum dost log udarich milenga jahan tum hoenga wahin appun

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Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 20 20 rupay ki ?
Girl: okBoy KISSED girl titely!
Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 20 rupay

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MOHABBAT
1 BAR HOTO APNA PAN HOTA HAI
2 BAR HOTO BHOLA PAN HOTA HAI
3 BAR HOTE DEWANA PAN HOTA HAI
OR AGER BAR BAR HOTO BARE HI KAMINA PAN HOTA HAI

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larkay walay: Ap ki beti ka naam kya hai
larki walay: Ap ki pyari, humari pyari sab ki pyari, Ram pyari.
larki walay: Ap k betay ka naam kya hai
larkay walay: Ap ka gu humara gu sab ka gu jaggu.

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U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels....
1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet

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A chines was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was
kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata

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Boy: Jab mein chota sa tha tab main minaar-e-pakistan say gir gaya tha!
Girl: Acha tu phir kya hoa tha ?
Boy: Mujhe kya pata mai tu chota sa tha

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Say your friend

Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki .....

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Thousands of yesterday are gone.
Millions of tomorrow will come.
But there is only one today...
So enjoy your day,with smile...
And happiness...

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A person asked God..
."What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore

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"SPECIAL" friend:
S - supports u
P - prays for u
E - encourages u
C - cares for u
I - inspires u
A - advises u
L - loves u!
Hope we remain 'Special' always!!

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Dear SMS!
Mere Dost Ko "HELLO" Kehna,
Save Kare To "THANKS" Kehna,
"DELETE" Kare To Maaf Kerdena,
Aur Agar Parh Ker Mughe "YAAD" Kare To Kehna,

"I MISS U"

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Friends change,
I know they do.. but this friend will always
belong
toyou..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more

without "YOU"!

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When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

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new sms

Aik arsay say yeh ankhain
Soi nahi ,
Hansi nahi ,
Roi nahi ,
Mili nahi ,
Khoi nahi ,
Aik baat thee dil mein ,
Jo tum say kabhi kahi nahi ,




K ...



Tum jaisa koi nahi ....

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When a person whom u luv,
rejects u,dont b upset coz u've lost a person
who never loved u but
that person has lost a person who always loved him/her

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Wish u happy rainy season
Let there be shower of love,
greenery of money,
thunder of fame,
lightning of power,
&
a small drop of memory 2 remember 'ME'

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Friendship sms

Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
The only difference is that

friendships don't have an expiry date.

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Heart beat are countless,
spirits are ageless,
dreams r endless,

memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless.

Oops! Sorry Yaar,
Priceless

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love me or hate me as both r in my favour
If you love me
i always be in your heart...
If you hate me
i always b in ur mind...

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sms

A 4 Apse
B 4 Buhat Buhat
C 4 Chori Chori
D 4 Dil se
E 4 Eak bar
F 4 Face to face
G 4 Ghar aake
H 4 Hum tumsay kehna chahte hain
I 4 "I MISS U"

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Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajaenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon mein nazar aenge,
hum koi waqt nahi jo bhool jaenge,
jab yar karo a jaenge

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Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is.
Like wise u don't know 'how good u are,
butI know

How Special
U R.

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Log kehte hain ki
achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain,
magar hum kehte hain k
achche sitare gir k.........

.aap jaise

dost ban jaate hain.

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Each day God sends his angels to guide us.
We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo.
Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends.
Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

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