Funny sms

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!

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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay
Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!!

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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay
:)

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close ur eyes...
think abt ur selfur face,
ur style,ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute



watching ahorror movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jangal Mein Mangal
Teray Hi Dum Se Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai

Wah Re Monkey Tujhe Aj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai

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god appun se poccha kidher jayega heaven k hell
appun ko malom tum dost log udarich milenga jahan tum hoenga wahin appun

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Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 20 20 rupay ki ?
Girl: okBoy KISSED girl titely!
Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 20 rupay

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MOHABBAT
1 BAR HOTO APNA PAN HOTA HAI
2 BAR HOTO BHOLA PAN HOTA HAI
3 BAR HOTE DEWANA PAN HOTA HAI
OR AGER BAR BAR HOTO BARE HI KAMINA PAN HOTA HAI

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larkay walay: Ap ki beti ka naam kya hai
larki walay: Ap ki pyari, humari pyari sab ki pyari, Ram pyari.
larki walay: Ap k betay ka naam kya hai
larkay walay: Ap ka gu humara gu sab ka gu jaggu.

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U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels....
1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet

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A chines was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was
kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata

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Boy: Jab mein chota sa tha tab main minaar-e-pakistan say gir gaya tha!
Girl: Acha tu phir kya hoa tha ?
Boy: Mujhe kya pata mai tu chota sa tha

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